i'm alex and this blog is not about milk.

alternative-pokemon-art:

Artist

Lunatone and Solrock by request.


mariowiki:

Holy shit



weezyfbb:

"when are they letting us off this ride dad??"


deelekgolo:

when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done


ryanvoid:

immediately upon hearing the word “walk”



unclefather:

talk dirty to me



minionslayer:

~Spooky Island~


vanjalen:

wanda is a slut


smatter:

I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat


iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 


peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread




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